Here’s a breakdown of the argument: Pros: Pink and purple for my feminine sensibilities Non-slip grip for my delicate lady hands “Sensitive” for my soft and silky woman legs “Precision” for my acute feminine intuition “Push clean” for my charming abhorrence of all things hairy Vitamin E for my cell membranes Two blades for doing […]
Month: April 2015
Your Body is a Wonderland
I went on a run this Saturday. It was legs day, when shorts are donned and pale knees emerge. I pushed myself decently hard, so I was sweating and a little red as I reached our block, sat down on our stoop, and just looked around me. I thought, “I am incredibly happy to be […]
Equinox Made Me Rich and White
My office is across the street from an Equinox, which means I often spend my breaks eating a snack while watching people dance with towels. This experience is enriched by the knowledge that they pay at least $200 a month for this opportunity. Or, if they got the April deal while it’s hot, they paid nothing […]
Lord of the Freys 